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M E M O
Date: October 8, 2008 To: Baby
From: Mother
Subject: Sleeping Arrangements
It has come to my attention that there are lots of other things you would rather do than sleep. At this point in your life, your non-sleeping activities have mainly consisted of rolling, kicking, and punching. That is fine. Actually, it is exactly what is expected of you, and you may continue for the duration of your time within the womb.
However, repeated abuse of these other activities at times in which your mother is supposed to be sleeping (as in the few weeks before you make your out-of-the-womb debut) is not appreciated and will be met with dire consequences. When these activities are alternated with whatever it is you do to make the uterus contract, it makes for a long and sleepless night for me, your mother. 11:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m. is not a sufficient night's sleep for me. No longer will I lie in bed quietly until 3:00 a.m. waiting for you to settle down. I will get up earlier to call your bluff (some people refer to it as "nesting"). Yes, the kitchen floor DID need to be mopped. I'm so sorry if it disturbed YOUR sleep.
Tomorrow morning we can clean the bathrooms if you so desire. I'm sure the rest of the family would enjoy fresh homemade biscuits every morning (they gave me heartburn). Last, but not least, we could be at the gym when they open tomorrow morning also. That leisurely mile on the treadmill certainly kept you kicking and the uterus contracting. Oh, that "whump, whump" you felt was my legs hitting my abdomen while cycling. Either settle down, come on out, or learn to deal with it.
I love you.
Mom
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I did get a few minutes of dozing done between contractions after The Man and boys left for M's music lessons. Sacagawea and I will head up to the city after lunch to do a bit of shopping and go to my OB appointment. Here are a few pictures from the baby shower at the church last Saturday night. We now have pretty much all that we need except newborn-sized diapers. We'll remedy that today.
Our baby and the almost 1 year old that just moved in with his grandma were the recipients of the gifts.
M took all of these pictures. Almost all of the family pictures were "headless." Maybe I should explain to him that I can crop them on the computer for the blog.A knitted blanket and little blue cap.
A pink and white crocheted blanket...with an assurance that a blue and white blanket is all ready for a trade in case Sacagawea doesn't get her wish of a baby sister.
Many, many other gifts plus a nursery monitor as a group gift from the church...
I think it is time for another nap.
4 comments:
Very thoughtful members of your church with the handmade baby gifts and the monitor (which will be very handy).
I loved your letter to the baby. Original, cute and loving.
He/She is very fortunate to be arriving in such a loving home. You, V, have always been SO Good keeping up with kids and grandparents. I still have a very special letter to me and one to the Great Grandpa from M when he was just a few weeks & months old.
YOU are special!
Looks like baby has been put on notice! I'm looking forward to baby's response!
Well since you asked so nicely,
ha, yeah right. You are probably going to have this baby any day now and then you really wont get any sleep. I think all that kicking is just to prepare you for what's ahead.
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